Dialogue with Dad VI

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June 21, 2012 by Kristen

Me: Who wouldn’t love it if Jude Law knocked on their door?
Dad: I could take it or leave it.

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*watching the news*

Me: Oh man, I need some of that K2
Dad: It’s been outlawed, but I’ve got a whole trunk full. I’ve been buying it up the days before.
…you’ll need a box cutter.

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Dad: You know the neat thing about cargo pants?
Me: I’m gonna stop you right there.
Dad: You can have a pen with you at all times.

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*passing roadkill*
Dad: Oh, look. He’s sleeping. Kinda weird, so late into the morning. Usually they get up and hop back into the woods.
*chuckles*

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Dad: Wait, is it not cool to like Nickelback anymore?

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6 thoughts on “Dialogue with Dad VI

  1. G Fresh says:

    Will you marry me so I can have your dad as my father-in-law?

  2. lheathman says:

    Haha…keep the dad quotes coming! It’s almost as good as being there 🙂

  3. G Fresh says:

    Really Kristen? That’s the nicest one? That makes me sad because you deserve a WAY better proposal than that. Possibly something involving a hype man, Chinese dragon dancers and a unicorn. A real one though, not just a horse with a cardboard horn duct-taped to its head.

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