Dialogue with Dad IV

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February 8, 2012 by Kristen

Guys, it’s been awhile…but that doesn’t mean my dad hasn’t been giving me some great quotes. Enjoy.

Dad: your new dog in the future may be space age and can like, text.

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Mom: Remember when Gazebo peed on you?
Me: …yeah…
Dad: It was on his bucket list.

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Dad:  I don’t think of you like a son, Kristen.
Me: …thanks?

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*Watching The Bachelor*
Dad: When are the “Lee” sisters going to show up?
Me: What? Who?
Dad: Homely, Ugly, and Scraggly.

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Me: Do you like your new smartphone?
Dad: Yeah! It made me lunch this afternoon.

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Guys, I’m getting a smartphone. 

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5 thoughts on “Dialogue with Dad IV

  1. lheathman says:

    hilarious…especially the bucket list 🙂

  2. G Fresh says:

    I feel gipped. I can’t even get my smartphone to take out the trash. iPhone? More like iLazy.

  3. Mandie Marie says:

    I am so glad there are other people in the world with strange parents. At least your dad isn’t on Twitter.

  4. […] but my dad  has still been awesome during my hiatus. Enjoy. Check out his other quotable quotes here, here, here, and […]

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